
DESPITE his recent unmasking and failed scooter escape attempt, 'Banksy' was back in Bondi just before dawn today, leaving a stencil on the lifeguard tower.
Local cafe owner Bitsy Markham was airing her poodle early this morning when she saw a man in a Hawaiian shirt run from the tower and speed off in a small vehicle. "I was rather startled as you can quite imagine", she said. "I can tell you the make of the car as my aunt had the same one, it was a beige Morris 1100".
Councilor and occasional volunteer lifeguard Mick Bung was furious when contacted by Artworld. "He's back again? I had no idea. I'll have his bollocks for bookends one day!", said Councilor Bung.
__________________________________________________________________
.jpg)
MYSTERY graffiti artist Banksy's cover was blown while trying to escape on a scooter after painting a wall at world famous Bondi Beach, although he may have got away if he hadn't left his stolen Vespa on its stand.
As the sandaled vandal gave a hearty cry of "You'll never catch me, fools!", followed by a less convincing shriek of "I am Zorro", he was recognised by someone familiar with the work of Zorro and who knew 'Banksy' as wealthy collage artist John Ruffels.
The painting on the bathing pavilion wall was immediately painted over, with Councilor Mick Bung saying, "I don't care how much a stencil of Abe Saffron dancing nude at the Creole Discotheque is worth - if it ain't on velvet it ain't art".
.jpg)
All revved up and nowhere to go.
.jpg)
A $10,000 Ruffels collage. Obscenity laws prevent us showing the full work